Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Another Big Idea

Today I was discussing my golden retriever Betsy with Jocelyn, who owns a pair of dachshunds. I said Betsy, who is nine, was old. Jocelyn, whose dogs are both thirty-eight, disagreed that nine was old for a dog, leading me to point out that larger breeds of dogs have shorter life spans.
The discussion gave me an idea for a t-shirt with a caption reading:
BIG DOGS DON'T LIVE AS LONG.
I think that if my Wu Tang/Indigo Girls CD falls through this t-shirt will get me to retirement safely.

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