Earthquake

Yesterday in Richmond we had an earthquake. It was a small earthquake, something to talk about with people you don't know that well-
"I was taking a shower."
"I was watching Full House."
Personally, I was at work and I never even knew it happened. I walked by the cafe and a coworker stopped me, saying, "Man, did you feel that? That was so weird!"
"I don't have time for this, " I said. "These books ain't selling themselves! Come on people! Hustle!"
And that day we would sell more books than ever before, and I would be promoted to Vice President in Charge of Awesomeness.
The End.