My sister was in town the other day, and tried to tell me a joke.
"Hey Andy, what's the difference between jam and jelly?"
"Uh, well Sarah, jelly is made with juice and jam is made with fruit."
"Oh. I was gonna say, 'I can't jelly my dick up your ass,' but that's cool."
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i wonder if this makes people uncomfortable.
Originally I titled this post "Another Joke Safely Diffused." Then I realized that "diffuse" means to spread out over a wide area. I meant "defuse" like a bomb. I am embarrassed, let me tell you, and glad I caught it before Nick Bognar made some cruel joke about my intelligence/vocabulary/manhood.
"It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like dat."
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